Unter Der Blaubeermund

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Sex Lingo of the Conservatives

Since I’ve begun my re-creation, branding and networking of my name and services in town, I’ve noticed one single comment many have spoken: “It’s really conservative around here”. This is usually in reference to my photographic style. I’ve been advised by a few trusted friends that I might wish to shy away from the whole [...]

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Original Test Print Collection 4 Sale

My husband and I are selling our original test prints. Of course, larger images of these are available for sale but these have a special quality. It’s said that size matters and in this case, smaller is better.
During my time in Germany, when my husband and I were busy with photographing a lot of boudoir [...]

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New Website

I did it!  The new website is live and kicking.
This is a huge accomplishment for me. Over the course of our 6 month transition back to the states, I suffered a lot of punches and sitting here right now, looking at the big step I’ve taken in just a month is a high that can [...]

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What’s Better than Sex?

Sometimes it’s just the creative process and end result themselves.
It’s been a long, long time since I’ve been this excited. I wish it was sexual in nature but this is almost as good – sometimes better.
When I hired a web developer, I was terrified. My biggest concern was, was this web development company [...]

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The Die Hard S & M Man

Maybe Emma slapped Bruce silly with love but critics seem to have their own style of S & M action on the happy actor.
“Are you embarrassed for him?”, asked Jane Velez-Mitchell of Showbiz Tonight about the upcoming W Magazine spread with Bruce Willis and his hot new wife, Emma Heming.
The CNN Showbiz Tonight panel clearly have no [...]

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Kiss of Death

I found this among my huge collection of tear sheets from magazines I’ve collected over the years.  I’m preparing the visuals for my dream board making this Sunday. I don’t know what month this was published in Elle Magazine but being its slant is on the new millennium, I can guess January 2000. I’ll research [...]

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Huf Island: Eutopia

I’m quite sure I’d read the fine print before I signed but I could offer my soul for this unique lifestyle, “life in harmony”, as sold by the Huf family.  I’ve been in this house.  Harmony is an understatement.  Eroticism and freedom reside there: it’s Eutopia. 

More Photos:  http://swipelife.com/2009/03/22/huf-9-fachwerkhaus-2000-art-home/
Video about the Huf Haus Fachwerkhaus Art 9 technology [...]

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The Epiphany

As I’m continuing to press on with my Eroticism book rewrite at the expense of blogging, I realize that I really have become an expert on the topic of eroticism.  It is just very fucking cool that I got here.

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Pussy Shadows in High School

So a Florida 16 y/o (“Jane”) didn’t wear underwear to school,  had a yearbook photo taken on a bleacher and the photographic angle exposed a shadow which apparently looks more like her pubes and she’s, of course, humiliated. The yearbook editor apparently didn’t catch the shadow and after the yearbooks have been printed, Jane’s mother wants the distribution of [...]

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Hog Wild About Lube

We already know women can bring home the bacon and serve it up in a pan but when those little ones eat your portion, what do you do?  How about meaty breakfast of a different kind?  Surely if you enjoy your bacon strips, you’ll enjoy bacon flavored lube.  I mean, nothin’ like a flavorful snack [...]

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The (secret) Sex Lives of Teens

I had the most unusual thing happen to me recently that I have to share it.
The phone rang and I answered. While I was trying to hear who it was I heard an extra voice on the line.  I thought it was one of my kids so I yelled “I’ve got it” and waited.
Nobody heard me and rather [...]

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Sex Sermons at the ‘ol Elementary School

“Is Your Sex Life a Bore?”  asks a church flyer.  Being the faith-based view of sexuality is rather limited, I’d say most people might say yes but that’s not the issue here.  The New Hope Church in Brevard County Florida is facing opposition to their sex education (intended for adults) because they’re renting a room [...]

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How to Light Up the “Eiffel Tower”

French women already work less than American women, are thinner, eat more cheese and baugettes without getting a fat ass AND now apparently even the “French bitch” has better love relationships.
Could American women learn a thing or two? Read my latest post, The French Bitch Gets All the Men on The Legal Satyricon to find out.

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Idolizing the Bad Boy

A quiz on Facebook told me I’d match up best with a bad boy.  Ah, no shit.  Billy Idol is the dude.  Damn back up singers in the sexiest video he’s got ruin my fantasy every time.  Bitches.

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Intelligent Quote of the Day

Telling the truth is always the first step toward freedom.”  ~ Dr. Marty Klein of Sexual Intelligence

I second that.

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Trim, Shave or Scare?

Been thinking about  — oh, caring for your nether region? A little self-maintenance?  Self-love?  Perhaps even simple self-hygiene?  This has been the hot topic at The Legal Satyricon.  After seeing the super duper razor/trimmer combo, the Quattro commercial, I itched to discuss it.  Then I forgot about it.  So glad Randazza reminded me.
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