Oh. My. God. I’m not quite so open but my god, I just had the most erotic experience with my hairdresser!
Okay, I don’t want to totally tease. Nothing actually happened between my hairdresser and I, but I had the most sensual scalp massage I’ve ever gotten in my life! Whoa. Phew. Was anyone looking because I sure felt self-conscious of the thoughts that ran through my head while those hands were maneuvering themselves within my thick locks. It was so sensual I believe I blushed when she asked me if I had goosebumps. Ah, goosebumps, no. Tingling feeling? Hmmmmmaybe.
…and why was she asking me if I had goosebumps anyway?!
A scalp massage is inclusive with a hair wash in Germany from my various hairdresser scouting experience but this, sheesh, this was different from the countless times I’ve enjoyed this particular hairdresser’s talents over the past few years. Determining I needed extra conditioning to repair my split ends, what began as fingers merely rubbing the goo into my hair turned into a scalp and neck massage so mindblowing I – I had to close my eyes and surrender to the way her hands felt kind of thanking god she couldn’t read my mind. I can’t say more. Really, it’s best I don’t.
What’s most unusual which just struck me, is that each time I go in with a book or a draft of some kind to read while she’s doing her thing, she asks, “Is that your book?” She knew I was a writer but I never told her what kind yet she always seemed quite interested in the reading material I brought to write notes in and then my husband informed me that he told her I wrote erotica. I really ought to write a fiction story about this. Can you just imagine the next time I’m asked, “Is that your book?” and I respond with “No, but it’s a story you inspired.”
I’m convinced there was no erotic intent on her part but if I were to analyze her hand motions alone, either she knew what she was doing or her hands have a mind of their own. I’m wondering if perhaps I should just, oh, I don’t know, blow dry my hair more often as to damage it and warrant this conditioning perk each time I go in for a haircut.
