Cock Wars in the FDA

Watch out boys, seems cock rings may be detrimental to your heath; the FDA says so and as a result has put all those fantastic erection devices on ”Import Alert”.  In America, one has to get his priorities straight.  Food always wins over sex so perhaps that’s why Twinkies, full of 39 fantastic ingredients (including corn dexrin which is also used for the glue on the stamps you lick) are “safe” to eat and certainly not considered a “scam” to fuck up your health.  Amazing.  I’m sorry, it is tax payers dollars which pay these guys, right?  Ok, just checking.